[UPDATE (2025-04-02)] In case it isn't blatantly obvious, this is an April Fools joke. I didn't really plan any April Fools jokes this year so I had to come up with one on the spot, which led to me rushing this out a little bit. But don't worry, my laptop's Windows 10 installation got me covered in the realm of jokes by making the login screen vanish entirely, so that's going to be some time wasted on reinstalling the operating system...

On this beautiful day, I'm excited to announce a brand new direction for RadikalGames and its content! Say hello to Radikal+!

[Media Offline]

Well, it appears that the logo isn't completed yet... Oh well, we can just claim it's "early access" and everybody will beli- wait, I'm still typing the post?

Anyway, Radikal+ is a brand new revolutionary subscription service to add onto the pile of subscription services you already have to deal with! For just $200 a month you'll be able to access all of RadikalGames' games, music, and more! What's that, you can already access all of that for free? Well sorry, but we're going to automatically patch everything so it requires Radikal+, because we're in an age where people don't really own anything.

[Library of Content]

With every subscription service comes a use for it, and this one ain't no exception! Every four months we'll add in exactly one game or music track even though we have the capability to do much better. For the content that'll be on here when it launches:

• Galactic Blasters Bill - Surprise Mechanics (Game): A new experience where for every dollar you put into the game, you have a slight chance of getting an extra life.
• Virtual Pet - Cease|Desist (Game): Let's hope the ninjas don't throw us into court for patent infringement!
• ₷û₿Φœ⪋τ 2025 - ⨡3h βŰ௹ $ρ®Æ (Game?): We didn't bother fixing the bugs in this one, that's for the players to do.
• The Worst Song Ever (Track): Don't let the name fool you, Every instrument going absolutely insane sounds good!

[Conclusion]

In conclusion, Radikal+ is a revolutionary, innovative, perhaps even inventive subscription service that everybody will subscribe to! Please, our corporate overlords will be very angry at us if we're unable to keep the line going up... In the meantime, I'll be signing out from the Radikal Dimension. Hopefully all the subscription services I've got don't bankrupt me...